LET’S TALK ABOUT JOKE

     In our time today, each one of us are focusing on what would be our future if we will not take any action, like finding for work or finding ways on how to make money. Am I right? And sometimes, because of this reason we forgot to take even just a smile. Don’t you know that frowning can be a cause of early aging? That’s why we have to smile always to stay young and healthy.

 Just read this article and I promised I will make you smile.

JOKE # 1:

            Sayings to live by:

a.      Birds of the same feather are the same birds.

b.      Do not do unto others what you can’t do.

c.       An apple a day is not an apple at night.

d.      When the cat is away the mouse is alone.

e.      If others can do it, do not help them!

f.        Tell me who your friends are and I might know them too.

g.      Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon.

JOKE # 2:

            Five Things to look in a partner:

1.      Pleasing “PESO”nality

2.      Good “CAR”acteristics

3.      Good family “BANK”ground

4.      Good “MONEY”rism

5.      And lastly, very “CASH”ual

JOKE # 3:

            A boy accidentally touches the legs of his religious girlfriend:

Girlfriend:  OOPS! Psalm 125

Boyfriend: sorry

After the boy got to his house he open directly the bible and read “psalm 125”. The boy got really disappointed you know why? Because psalm 125 says “go higher and find glory”.

I know for some reason, these jokes couldn't solve all of your problems, but at least, as long as i know that these joke will be able to make you smile, then I'm happy already to know it. So hopefully, you enjoy the joke and let's be happy always:) 

IT’S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! PART II

Dear Human,

            What’s wrong with you guys? I’m just peacefully standing here, I did not do anything but why you pissing me off? I’m here because I’m just been made to protect the family. Is it my fault to be standing here? You are much stoned-hearted than me well in fact I’m the one who made out of stone. And here’s another man, if he will not pissed on me, he will punch me or kick me! What’s your problem man?

            I know it is not easy to be a human but you don’t have also any idea on how to be like me. I want to go to the other place where I can live in harmony. I don’t have any family or friends the only thing that I have is the reason why I been created, and that is because of the house that I will supposedly be protect off. But how will I do that if you will continue pissing me off? Maybe sooner or later, I will be same with the other whom become dump and broken. I don’t want to be like that, I want to live longer! So please stop abusing me.

            Hopefully, all of you will realize on how to be like me, I want to be appreciated and called hero not to be a comfort room and punching bag. Hopefully, you will see my real purpose and please be my friend not my enemy. Hopefully!

The one begging you,

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IT’S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!

Dear Students,

You know what; I’ve been too kind to all of you. Even though, you always blaming me why you get failed in your exams, I’m still willing to cooperate with your instructors. Is that my problem why you don’t get the exam? I’m just silently waiting for you I did not do anything but why you are crying? It seems that you want to tear me up. What should I do? Remember, I’m not the one who responsible to all of these questions. And if you look at it clearly, I’m just a victim here! I’m just your instructor’s instrument so that you can be a better person someday. Although, you hated me, you cannot do anything but to accept me and answer me. Whether you like it or not, you should and you must answer all the questions that were written to me.

            My dear students let me give you one important lesson that you must put in your mind so that, next time you will not blame me anymore. Study ahead of time, don’t be too lazy! Everything that was happening to you right now is your entire fault.

            Hopefully you will accept me already because my fault here is only I’m the one where you instructors put all the questions not the one who make your life miserable. Hopefully, you will love me and next time when we see each other again, instead of giving me a sad face you will already give me you sweet and smiling face, because I loved to see it.

`                                                                                                                       Yours truly,

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